[mOiOz]

MUM'S DRIVER'S LICENSE​

 

[Ivory]

When I received my first pictorial drivers license our then 7 yo asked if he could look at the photo.
He looked, then said “you look f*****g ugly, you look just like granny!” I hastily composed myself and then informed him he was never to mention my license anywhere near granny! He duly slipped up and I got into trouble