[Luckyus]

"Mum"​

A mother passing by her son's bedroom, was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed,

'Mum.'


With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and, with
trembling hands, read the letter...

"Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene
with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she
is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all
her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua


PS. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on the kitchen table.

 

[Dennis]

Somewhere in the past I have heard this joke before, but at 93 I have had a few more years to do it.

 

[Granny*Deb]

Been around a while but it still makes me giggle

 

[Nardia]

 

[Luckyus]

Been around a while but it still makes me giggle

They say that there aren't any new jokes just different variations!!

 

[Caroline257]

Somewhere in the past I have heard this joke before, but at 93 I have had a few more years to do it.

Yes me too but it is worth hearing again

 

[NotNats]

"Mum"​

A mother passing by her son's bedroom, was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed,

'Mum.'


With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and, with
trembling hands, read the letter...

"Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene
with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she
is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all
her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua


PS. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on the kitchen table.

Hahahah - I would text them and ask what time they wish to pick up the rest of their clothes and stuff as I have decided to allow them their space and freedom to do as they wish since they are so grown up that they can't clean their room. And ask them that I need an answer within the hour as I wish to turn their room into my new craft room.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

"Mum"​

A mother passing by her son's bedroom, was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed,

'Mum.'


With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and, with
trembling hands, read the letter...

"Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene
with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she
is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all
her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua


PS. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on the kitchen table.

Lol Naughty boy, he reminds me of me Hahaha

 

[Heli]

"Mum"​

A mother passing by her son's bedroom, was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed,

'Mum.'


With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and, with
trembling hands, read the letter...

"Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene
with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she
is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all
her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she
is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it
with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua


PS. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on the kitchen table.