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Mum Joke​

Teacher: Did you have a nice holiday, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yes, we went on the beach & Dad buried us in the sand & then we burried Dad in the sand.
Mum says we can go back next year & dig him up.
 
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The 2024 version....

Teacher: Did you have a nice holiday, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yes, we went on the beach & Dad buried us in the sand & then we buried Mum in the sand.
Dad says we can go back in 20 years & dig her up after he gets out of jail.
 
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Veggiepatch said:
The 2024 version....

Teacher: Did you have a nice holiday, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yes, we went on the beach & Dad buried us in the sand & then we buried Mum in the sand.
Dad says we can go back in 20 years & dig her up after he gets out of jail.
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Short term pain, long term gain.
 
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Why didn't they just DIVORCE?
 
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