[Ian D]

Mum Joke​

Teacher: Did you have a nice holiday, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yes, we went on the beach & Dad buried us in the sand & then we burried Dad in the sand.
Mum says we can go back next year & dig him up.

 

[Michelle1967]

Omg!!!!
I Love This

 

[Veggiepatch]

The 2024 version....

Teacher: Did you have a nice holiday, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yes, we went on the beach & Dad buried us in the sand & then we buried Mum in the sand.
Dad says we can go back in 20 years & dig her up after he gets out of jail.

 

[Wandiwa]

The 2024 version....

Teacher: Did you have a nice holiday, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yes, we went on the beach & Dad buried us in the sand & then we buried Mum in the sand.
Dad says we can go back in 20 years & dig her up after he gets out of jail.

Short term pain, long term gain.

 

[Crestwood96]

Why didn't they just DIVORCE?

 

[Wandiwa]

Why didn't they just DIVORCE?

If you bury them, they don't get 1/2 your stuff.

 

[Mrtnst]

If you bury them, they don't get 1/2 your stuff.

In the past, these days the kids would keep it all.