[Skipton]

Movement!​

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
The first says: “Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock, I get up and try to urinate.
All day long, I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine, but nothing helps.”
The second old man says, “You think you have problems. I’m eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00, I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff, but nothing helps.”
Finally, the third old man speaks up: “Fellas: I’m ninety years old... Every morning at 7:00, I pee like a racehorse.
At 8:00, I poop like a champion.”
The other two look at him, confused.
“So what’s the problem?” they ask.
He replies,
“I don’t wake up until 9:00.”

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there Bee Bee who? Bee careful.

 

[HelenB55]

One day while in class, Little Johnny’s teacher was telling the story of Robin Hood.
She asked the class if they knew the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend.
Only Little Johnny put his hand up.
Teacher was hesitant but had to ask him.
Little Johnny answered “Trudy”.
Teacher said: That’s not right.
Little Johnny said: Yes it is”.
Then he started singing: Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy glen” !!!!!!

 

[Luckyus]

THE BIGGEST JOKE
ON MANKIND IS THAT
COMPUTERS HAVE STARTED
ASKING HUMANS TO PROVE
THAT, THEY AREN'T A ROBOT.

 

[Reet]

THE BIGGEST JOKE
ON MANKIND IS THAT
COMPUTERS HAVE STARTED
ASKING HUMANS TO PROVE
THAT, THEY AREN'T A ROBOT.

you are so right!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy mummy my head hurts. Shut up and get away from the dart board.