[Skipton]

Mothballed!​

A woman's having an affair with a pest control man.
Husband comes home & sees the blokes van outside their house.
Puzzled, he looked for the fella and finds him in the wardrobe.
Husband: Why are you in my wardrobe?
Pest control man: I'm from Rentokill
I've come to get rid of your plague of moths".
Husband: So why haven't you got any clothes on?
Pest control man: Oh those little buggers!

 

[Dennis]

Did quick thinking save him?

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? Because he was sick of the whole business.

 

[Brumbies]

Yeah they really can get to you?

 

[Rujam]

Very funny.