phantomrose102

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Moshe

Whilst walking down Ocean Parkway, Moshe passes by an old age home. Sitting on deckchairs outside the front door of the home are six old ladies and they are as naked as the day they were born. Moshe thinks this is a bit unusual, but continues on his way to the shops.
On his return, he passes the same old age home with the same six old ladies sitting naked on deckchairs. This time Moshe’s curiosity gets the better of him and he goes inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are six ladies sitting naked on deckchairs outside your front door?"
"Yes I do," says the manager, "they’re retired prostitutes and they're having a garage sale."
 

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