[Luckyus]

Morning Humour​

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he
decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he
could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said,
"When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try
startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself
a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran
home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed,
naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves
in the celebrated 69 position. The man, moments later, felt
the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor
asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Not that well. When I fired the pistol,
my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick, and my
neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air."