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I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
I may not be that funny, athletic, good-looking, smart, or talented
but … I forgot where I was going with this.
I love being old, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.
A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for
money, so I got up and searched with him.
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and
call it a day.