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More One Liners​

I had amnesia once… or was it twice.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

I am neither for, nor against apathy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a “free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible… and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the one thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.

How can there be self-help groups?

Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Why can you drink a drink but you can’t food a food?

The word queue is just a Q followed by four silent letters…

We all know that mirrors don’t lie… I’m just grateful that they don’t laugh.