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More One liners!
Protons have mass. I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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One nice thing about egotists .. they don't talk about other people.
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
