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MORE GROANERS!
Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, and tomorrow Romaines to be seen.
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. That’s right .. . Jack and the beans talk.
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You probably have not heard of herbivore.
I was struggling to understand how lightning works and then it struck me.
Six cows were smoking joints and playing poker. That’s right. The steaks were pretty high.
I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn’t work.
