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MONGOLIAN VD
While visiting China, Jerry, who is very promiscuous and does not use a condom, is making the best of his holiday.
A week after arriving back home in Sydney, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
orders some tests and tells him to return in two days for the results.
Jerry returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD.
It's very rare
MONGOLIAN VD
While visiting China, Jerry, who is very promiscuous and does not use a condom, is making the best of his holiday.
A week after arriving back home in Sydney, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
orders some tests and tells him to return in two days for the results.
Jerry returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD.
It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it."
Jerry looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis"
He screams back in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"
The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option."
The next day, Jerry seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease."
Jerry says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do?
My doctor wants to cut off my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid Australian docttah, always want opawate.
Make more money dat way. No need amputate!"
"Oh, thank God!" Jerry exclaims.
"Yes,"says the Chinese doctor, "Wait two week. Fawl off by itself.
and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it."
Jerry looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis"
He screams back in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"
The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option."
The next day, Jerry seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease."
Jerry says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do?
My doctor wants to cut off my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid Australian docttah, always want opawate.
Make more money dat way. No need amputate!"
"Oh, thank God!" Jerry exclaims.
"Yes,"says the Chinese doctor, "Wait two week. Fawl off by itself.
While visiting China, Jerry, who is very promiscuous and does not use a condom, is making the best of his holiday.
A week after arriving back home in Sydney, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
orders some tests and tells him to return in two days for the results.
Jerry returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD.
It's very rare
MONGOLIAN VD
While visiting China, Jerry, who is very promiscuous and does not use a condom, is making the best of his holiday.
A week after arriving back home in Sydney, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
orders some tests and tells him to return in two days for the results.
Jerry returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD.
It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it."
Jerry looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis"
He screams back in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"
The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option."
The next day, Jerry seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease."
Jerry says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do?
My doctor wants to cut off my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid Australian docttah, always want opawate.
Make more money dat way. No need amputate!"
"Oh, thank God!" Jerry exclaims.
"Yes,"says the Chinese doctor, "Wait two week. Fawl off by itself.
and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it."
Jerry looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis"
He screams back in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"
The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option."
The next day, Jerry seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease."
Jerry says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do?
My doctor wants to cut off my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid Australian docttah, always want opawate.
Make more money dat way. No need amputate!"
"Oh, thank God!" Jerry exclaims.
"Yes,"says the Chinese doctor, "Wait two week. Fawl off by itself.
