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MINIVAN BREAKDOWN
Mike the plumber was driving home on the highway late one night when his minivan broke down.
He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention.
Eventually, a woman in a Ferrari pulled up.
"Any chance I could get a lift into town?" Mike asked.
"I can do better than that," the woman driving the Ferrari replied.
"I can tow you to the nearest mechanic, no problem.
Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."
Mike agreed, and the woman hooked his minivan to the Ferrari.
They headed off down the highway, then turned onto a city road and eventually came to a red light.
While they were waiting, an Aston Martin Valkyrie pulled up beside the Ferrari.
The driver of the Valkyrie began to rev its engine to get the Ferrari to race.
The woman driving the Ferrari revved her engine in response, and when the light turned green,
both cars flew through the intersection, gaining speed as they went.
Of all the bad luck, about half a mile down the street, they passed a speed trap.
The officer there took off after them, and radioed to base saying, "Mack, you'll never believe what I'm tailing!
A Ferrari and an Aston Martin sports car on Broad Street, swear to God, going 120 with a man in a minivan
honking his horn and flashing his lights, trying to pass them!"
Mike the plumber was driving home on the highway late one night when his minivan broke down.
He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention.
Eventually, a woman in a Ferrari pulled up.
"Any chance I could get a lift into town?" Mike asked.
"I can do better than that," the woman driving the Ferrari replied.
"I can tow you to the nearest mechanic, no problem.
Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."
Mike agreed, and the woman hooked his minivan to the Ferrari.
They headed off down the highway, then turned onto a city road and eventually came to a red light.
While they were waiting, an Aston Martin Valkyrie pulled up beside the Ferrari.
The driver of the Valkyrie began to rev its engine to get the Ferrari to race.
The woman driving the Ferrari revved her engine in response, and when the light turned green,
both cars flew through the intersection, gaining speed as they went.
Of all the bad luck, about half a mile down the street, they passed a speed trap.
The officer there took off after them, and radioed to base saying, "Mack, you'll never believe what I'm tailing!
A Ferrari and an Aston Martin sports car on Broad Street, swear to God, going 120 with a man in a minivan
honking his horn and flashing his lights, trying to pass them!"
