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MINDING THE RESTAURANT
Sam is hungry and stops off for a bite to eat at Dave's Deli.
When the waiter asks him whether he’d like a drink to start, he orders a Bud beer.
"A good choice sir, we have a special offer on this beer tonight – it’s only going to cost you 10 cents.
"10 cents." exclaims Sam, "that’s really cheap."
Then Sam quickly looks through the menu and says, "I’d like a big plate of your best steak with chips, salad and pepper sauce."
"Certainly," replies the waiter, "but that’s going to cost you real money."
"So how much is real money?" asks Sam.
"$1.00 replies the waiter.
"$1.00...! says Sam, "that’s ridiculous. You’ll lose money on this
I’d like to talk to the owner. Where is he?"
"He’s upstairs with my wife," replies the waiter.
"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asks Sam.
"The same thing as I'm doing to his business," replies the waiter.
Sam is hungry and stops off for a bite to eat at Dave's Deli.
When the waiter asks him whether he’d like a drink to start, he orders a Bud beer.
"A good choice sir, we have a special offer on this beer tonight – it’s only going to cost you 10 cents.
"10 cents." exclaims Sam, "that’s really cheap."
Then Sam quickly looks through the menu and says, "I’d like a big plate of your best steak with chips, salad and pepper sauce."
"Certainly," replies the waiter, "but that’s going to cost you real money."
"So how much is real money?" asks Sam.
"$1.00 replies the waiter.
"$1.00...! says Sam, "that’s ridiculous. You’ll lose money on this
I’d like to talk to the owner. Where is he?"
"He’s upstairs with my wife," replies the waiter.
"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asks Sam.
"The same thing as I'm doing to his business," replies the waiter.
