[Skipton]

Military Discount​

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business
when a man with a large black beard walks in.
The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.
The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.
A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in.
The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.
The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.
The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.
He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?"
The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business
when a man with a large black beard walks in.
The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.
The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.
A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in.
The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.
The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.
The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.
He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?"
The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service!

NOOOOO That's kinda gross but I can't stop laughing.

 

[Geoff8]

NOOOOO That's kinda gross but I can't stop laughing.

Very funny hahaha

 

[Big G]

Not at all gross, very funny - I have never gone around with my clan kilt on without undies or shorts. I know some of my friends too well?? and I would rather not be goosed. I have worn it on my commuter train twice (two different St Andrews) and knew better.

 

[Dennis]

When I was stationed with Brigade HQ in Salonica In Greece, we were billeted in a small hotel, the officers had rooms upstairs, and Batmen, drivers waiters and cooks in rooms below but on paydays we had to be transported down to the main camp in Salonica we had to wait in the canteen to wait for the pay Officer who sat at a table at the other end and a Sergeant would call the names out you marched to the table saluted and repeated your identity no and name and received your pay, the pay officer was a true Scotsman and being in a Scottish regiment wore the kilt, I assure you when he sat with his legs spread open it was not a pretty site.

 

[Luckyus]

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business
when a man with a large black beard walks in.
The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.
The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.
A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in.
The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.
The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.
The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.
He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."
The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?"
The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service!

Is there anything worn under the kilt, "No it's all in perfect working order."