[Luckyus]

Men Do Remember​

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.


She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.



He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.



She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.



'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. 'Why are you down here at this time
of night?'



The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met.'


She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.


The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only
16,' he says solemnly.


Once again, the wife is touched to tears.


'Yes, I do,' she replies.


The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.


'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'


'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.


The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'


'I remember that, too,' she replied softly.


He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,

'I would have gotten out today !!'

 

[Dennis]

Old but good

 

[Tiaura]

Men Do Remember​

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.


She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.



He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.



She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.



'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. 'Why are you down here at this time
of night?'



The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met.'


She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.


The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only
16,' he says solemnly.


Once again, the wife is touched to tears.


'Yes, I do,' she replies.


The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.


'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'


'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.


The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'


'I remember that, too,' she replied softly.


He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,

'I would have gotten out today !!'

Nup! Really not funny.

 

[nunna]

Men Do Remember​

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.


She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.



He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.



She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.



'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. 'Why are you down here at this time
of night?'



The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met.'


She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.


The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only
16,' he says solemnly.


Once again, the wife is touched to tears.


'Yes, I do,' she replies.


The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.


'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'


'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.


The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'


'I remember that, too,' she replied softly.


He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,

'I would have gotten out today !!'

Why is it always the women that are the bad partner?

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Men Do Remember​

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.


She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.



He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.



She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.



'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. 'Why are you down here at this time
of night?'



The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met.'


She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.


The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only
16,' he says solemnly.


Once again, the wife is touched to tears.


'Yes, I do,' she replies.


The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.


'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'


'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.


The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'


'I remember that, too,' she replied softly.


He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,

'I would have gotten out today !!'

Lol, what does he mean! that he should have gotten out of the marriage! Hahaha poor bugger.

 

[Vinylted]

OMG you ladies are so predictable... These jokes are as old as the hills, post some slanted the other way (there are plenty) and you won't hear men whining about them.

 

[nunna]

OMG you ladies are so predictable... These jokes are as old as the hills, post some slanted the other way (there are plenty) and you won't hear men whining about them.

What do you mean predictable? I never heard this joke before, guess I'm not as old as you might think