Skipton

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"Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?"

So, aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice.
There's a huge, televised event with all of the world leaders are in attendance.
The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"
The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!!
Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!"
The Pope exclaims, "Every couple of years??
What!!?? We're still waiting for his second coming!"
The alien replies, "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?"
The Pope is flabbergasted, "What does chocolate have to do with anything?"
The alien says, "Well when he came the first time,
we gave him a huge box of chocolates!
Why? What did you guys give him?
 
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