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Massage Parlour
After a visit to a massage parlour, a man discovers a painful lump on his willy, so he goes to see his GP.
'I'm afraid this is serious,' the doctor says after examining him.
'You know how rugby players get cauliflower ear?'
'Yes,' the man replies shakily.
'Well,' the doctor continues ...
'you've got a brothel sprout.'