[Skipton]

Martial Arts​

Paddy walked into a bar and ordered a drink on his way home from work....
He sat next to an Asian man who wanted to talk about his Martial arts expertise,
he suddenly jumped to his feet leapt into the air and landed a kick underneath Paddy's chin....
" That my flend is a martial arts high kick from ancient Thailand "
Perfected by Tan Nguyen
He then, smashed Paddy across the neck..
" That my flend is a Karate chop from ancient China"...
Perfected by Wai yu Soh Fat....
He then Lifted Paddy into the air and crashed him onto his back
" That my flend is a sumo wrestling move from ancient Japan "....
Perfected by Wasabi Tomomo...
Paddy left the pub feeling a little worse for wear, but he waited for the little Asian prick to come out.....
He went whack.....and the little bloke lay motionless on the footpath....
" That my flend is a crowbar from Australia, perfected by
Bunnings Hardware stores.

 

[Buchanfarmer]

Such fun

 

[Wandiwa]

Similiar story and true. I worked with a Scotty from a rough part of Glascow and he said in his youth some-one would cop a flogging as in the story above. The victim would exit the pub and return a little later with one of his socks now in his hand. As this person wanting to even the score walked past a pool table, they would pop in a couple of pool balls into the sock and attack the unsuspecting bully with the sock and a couple of pool balls inside. The 2nd victim normally left the pub but only with some assistance.