[mOiOz]

MARRIED GOLFERS

Four married men go golfing... During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will have the interior of the house completely painted by next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would get a contractor to build a new deck for the pool next week."

Third Guy: "Man, you both got off cheap! I had to promise my wife that I would have the kitchen remodeled for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word.

So they ask him: "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. . . When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf Course-or sex? and she says, "Wear your sweater".

 

[Jarred Santos]

MARRIED GOLFERS

Four married men go golfing... During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will have the interior of the house completely painted by next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would get a contractor to build a new deck for the pool next week."

Third Guy: "Man, you both got off cheap! I had to promise my wife that I would have the kitchen remodeled for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word.

So they ask him: "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. . . When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf Course-or sex? and she says, "Wear your sweater".

Lol he gets lucky either way

 

[Dennis]

MARRIED GOLFERS

Four married men go golfing... During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will have the interior of the house completely painted by next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would get a contractor to build a new deck for the pool next week."

Third Guy: "Man, you both got off cheap! I had to promise my wife that I would have the kitchen remodeled for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word.

So they ask him: "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. . . When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf Course-or sex? and she says, "Wear your sweater".

He could have got a hole in one both ways.

 

[Emmy Im12]

MARRIED GOLFERS

Four married men go golfing... During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will have the interior of the house completely painted by next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would get a contractor to build a new deck for the pool next week."

Third Guy: "Man, you both got off cheap! I had to promise my wife that I would have the kitchen remodeled for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word.

So they ask him: "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. . . When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf Course-or sex? and she says, "Wear your sweater".

 

[Barbara V]

MARRIED GOLFERS

Four married men go golfing... During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will have the interior of the house completely painted by next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would get a contractor to build a new deck for the pool next week."

Third Guy: "Man, you both got off cheap! I had to promise my wife that I would have the kitchen remodeled for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word.

So they ask him: "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. . . When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf Course-or sex? and she says, "Wear your sweater".

That I like good one

 

[PHW]

MARRIED GOLFERS

Four married men go golfing... During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will have the interior of the house completely painted by next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would get a contractor to build a new deck for the pool next week."

Third Guy: "Man, you both got off cheap! I had to promise my wife that I would have the kitchen remodeled for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word.

So they ask him: "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. . . When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf Course-or sex? and she says, "Wear your sweater".

This guy has balls...

 

[Catherines]

He could have got a hole in one both ways.

Not nice. The joke was funny but not your comment.