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Marriage in Old Age
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy.
"So, I hear you are getting married?"
"Yep!"
"Do I know her?"
"Nope."
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"No, not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw. She can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope, poor as a church mouse."
"Well, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world would you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive!!!!"
