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Marketing definitions​

One buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."

Well, here it is:


You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

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You're at a party with a group of friends and see a handsome man. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.
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You see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.
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You see a man at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up
to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to
straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

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You're at a party and see a handsome man. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.
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You're at a party and see a handsome man. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.
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Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.
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You're on your way to a party when you realise that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto
the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of
your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Facebook.
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You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and
grabs your ass.

That's Donald Trump.
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You didn't mind it, but twenty years later your lawyer decide
you were offended and you are awarded a settlement.

That's America !