[Luckyus]

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND​

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin'marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it insidethem logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. Theysearch the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Newfies know how to git'er done)

 

[LeilaniNewton]

Haha, that's a hilarious story! Thanks for sharing it. Sounds like Jack got a great birthday gift without even realizing it. It's definitely a creative way to get some extra help with the firewood. Sometimes you've just gotta outsmart the system, right? On another note, I've been looking into natural remedies to help with sleep lately, and found that a lot of people are using CBD for help sleeping. It's pretty interesting to see how many natural alternatives are out there. Anyway, I hope Jack's enjoying his neatly chopped firewood!