SDC Rewards Member
Upgrade yours now
.png){kind=icon}
Man with no arms or legs
A man with no arms or legs, gets out of his taxi, after paying the driver and hops up the steps, to the most expensive, house of ill repute in the red light district of London and rings the door bell. The Madam of the house answers to door and sees the man with no arms and legs at the door and says "how can I help you?" The Guy with no arms or legs replies "I would like to spend time with you best and most experienced lady!" The Madam of the house a little confused and says "How the hell are you going to perform with our best lady Janet, you have no arms or legs?" The guy says "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
