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My wife sent me out for a carton of milk

She also said if they have eggs, get six

When I came home with six cartons of milk, she asked why I had bought six cartons of milk????

I said

"They had eggs!"
Lol, what a stupid man! we men are not all that dumb! Hahaha.
 
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Very stupid, or thinks he's very smart because his wife probably won't send him shopping again.
She has probably also zeroed his emotional bank account.
 
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Man Shopping

My wife sent me out for a carton of milk

She also said if they have eggs, get six

When I came home with six cartons of milk, she asked why I had bought six cartons of milk????

I said

"They had eggs!"
Took me a little while to get the joke
 
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Man Shopping

My wife sent me out for a carton of milk

She also said if they have eggs, get six

When I came home with six cartons of milk, she asked why I had bought six cartons of milk????

I said

"They had eggs!"
It does take a second to sink in. My advice read it two times, the laugh will follow....
 
The wife meant get a carton of milk AND if they have eggs get 6 eggs.... however the husband thought that she meant get 6 cartons of milk only if they have eggs in stock.... so he bought 6 cartons of milk because he saw that they had eggs in stock.
 

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