[Skipton]

Mama Needs New Clothes!​

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

 

[Nichola]

So, not too dim then?

 

[Dennis]

Here is a rude blonde Joke, this blond was walking down the street when a mythological god came flying out the sky and made passionate love to her, when he had finished he said do you know who I am, the blonde said no, the god said I am Thor the blonde said I am thor myself but I am thatisfied.

 

[Luckyus]

Here is a rude blonde Joke, this blond was walking down the street when a mythological god came flying out the sky and made passionate love to her, when he had finished he said do you know who I am, the blonde said no, the god said I am Thor the blonde said I am thor myself but I am thatisfied.

The morning after the orgy a god said to the blonde I am Thor and the blonde replied your Thor, I'm so thor I can't pith.

 

[magpie1]

And who doesn't like seeing the House lose a lot....anytime/anyhow.