[Skipton]

Making A Pass!​

Me: What’s the Wi-Fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what’s the Wi-Fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
No spaces, all lowercase.

 

[Ezzy]

Father visits son & wants to use the computer. He asked his son what the password was & was told, 'lt's under the keyboard'.
Some time later dad says, 'lt doesn't work'.
Son replies, 'The password is written on paper underneath the keyboard'.