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Lunch!​

If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Polony again!
If I get a polony sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too....'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde bloke opened his lunch, saw the polony and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, 'If I'd known how really tired, he was of corned beef and cabbage,
I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!
I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'