[Mando]

Lumberjack​

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree.

Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree when it shouted, 'Wait! I’m a talking tree!'

The lumberjack grinned, 'And you will dialogue!'

 

[Ivory]

Very clever pun, I love it

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the bungy jumper take a vacation? Because he was at the end of his rope.

 

[Ivory]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the bungy jumper take a vacation? Because he was at the end of his rope.

He’d be buggered totally if he was bungy jumping with a rope

 

[CliffE]

Tether would be more appropriate but with less spin-offs.

 

[CliffE]

Chiang Kai-shek had a very influential brother, he was a major banker. His name was Cash My-Chek.
He also had a fling with a Russian lollypop lady, her name was Ivanna Crossova.

 

[judyl45]

A cheeky one. What does a vegetarian call a vasectomy? Parsnip. (Pa snip)