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Luigi's Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon with his bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep down to Florida?"
Luigi, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she packa big basket a food. ...
She brought da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da l uncha basket.
The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'No eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car..'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say,
'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'So, we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.
The conductore, he waga 'is finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car ..'
So we go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to our sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada .... and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice..
'Nofolk Virginia ! Nofolk Virginia!'

"Nexta time, I'm a just gonna taka da bus...
 
Luigi's Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon with his bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep down to Florida?"
Luigi, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she packa big basket a food. ...
She brought da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da l uncha basket.
The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'No eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car..'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say,
'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'So, we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.
The conductore, he waga 'is finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car ..'
So we go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to our sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada .... and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice..
'Nofolk Virginia ! Nofolk Virginia!'

"Nexta time, I'm a just gonna taka da bus...
🤣🤣
 
Luigi's Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon with his bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep down to Florida?"
Luigi, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she packa big basket a food. ...
She brought da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da l uncha basket.
The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'No eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car..'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say,
'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'So, we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.
The conductore, he waga 'is finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car ..'
So we go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to our sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada .... and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice..
'Nofolk Virginia ! Nofolk Virginia!'

"Nexta time, I'm a just gonna taka da bus...
Not sure he'd be better off on the bus, perhaps go by plane and join the mile high club?
 
Luigi's Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon with his bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep down to Florida?"
Luigi, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she packa big basket a food. ...
She brought da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da l uncha basket.
The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'No eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car..'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say,
'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'So, we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.
The conductore, he waga 'is finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car ..'
So we go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to our sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada .... and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice..
'Nofolk Virginia ! Nofolk Virginia!'

"Nexta time, I'm a just gonna taka da bus...
Now that is a good one, laughed out loud...🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Luigi's Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon with his bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep down to Florida?"
Luigi, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she packa big basket a food. ...
She brought da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da l uncha basket.
The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'No eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car..'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say,
'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'So, we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.
The conductore, he waga 'is finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car ..'
So we go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to our sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada .... and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice..
'Nofolk Virginia ! Nofolk Virginia!'

"Nexta time, I'm a just gonna taka da bus...
Lol Poor couple that must have spoiled their honeymoon Hahaha
 

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