[Skipton]

Love Dress!​

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house.
She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in.
She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy, and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress.
When she got home, she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and
expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"

 

[Dennis]

I am quite sure the daughter in law is going to get a right Bollowking when MOL comes again.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Three men where in the middle of Death Valley when their car broke down, for the long hike back to town they each decided to take one thing with them. One man took a jug of water, the second man took a sandwich, the last man took one of the car's doors. the first man said I am bringing the water so if we get thirsty, we can have a drink, the second man said I have brought a sandwich so if we get hungry, we have something to eat. the third man said I have brought the car door so if we get hot, I can roll the window down.

 

[Ezzy]

Wish my wife would greet me wearing her love dress. Perhaps l need to drop some hints?

 

[Littleboy8]

good one

 

[Catherines]

Just love that one & interrupted my husband reading one of his many books so I could read it to him.

 

[RFG]

Guys, at least the love dress cost you nothing!! You get out of that one cheap.

 

[Jest]

A GOOD GIGGLE.