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Billy was so excited about his first day of school that a few minutes after class started, he realized he had to go to the bathroom.
He raised his hand and asked if he could be excused. The teacher gave her approval, but asked that he please be quick.
A few minutes later, Billy returned to class looking embarrassed and desperate. "I can't find it," he told the teacher.
The teacher sat Billy down, drew him a diagram to show where to go and asked if he thought he would be able to find it now.
He looked at the diagram and told the teacher yes.
Five minutes later, Billy returned and said, "I can't find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who had attended the school for awhile, to help Billy find the bathroom.
Some minutes later, they both returned and sat in their seats. The teacher asked Tommy, "Did you find it?"
Tommy was quick to reply, "Sure, he just had his boxers on backwards."
 

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