[Luckyus]

Local Rag Paper​

 

[ozieagle]

I don't see a problem.

 

[Catherines]

Oops!!!!

 

[Giannidifirenze]

There was a bloke with the Nick-name ‘Lucky’. He won lotto, chook raffles at the pub, on the horses, whatever… he won.
His mates heard he was in hospital and rocked up bewildered.
Lucky’s lying on his stomach.
‘What happened Lucky?’ … thinking his luck had run out.
‘Geez I was lucky’ he said.
‘I was getting into it with the neighbours wife’
‘The bed was rocking’
‘The floor was bouncing’
‘The walls were swaying’
‘The ceiling was moving’
‘Then the ceiling fan came off and got me in the arse’
‘Geez I was lucky’
Amazed the mates asked ‘How is that lucky?’
‘Five minutes earlier. it would of hit me in the back of the head’.

 

[Baz1960]

I don't see a problem.

First hand is the correct British/English way of spelling it. Firsthand is the American way, which is not correct in Australia.

 

[Giannidifirenze]

Oops!!!!

First hand is the correct British/English way of spelling it. Firsthand is the American way, which is not correct in Australia.

Other than the technicalities of the correct spelling… did you get the two jokes that Luckyus posted?

 

[Baz1960]

Other than the technicalities of the correct spelling… did you get the two jokes that Luckyus posted?

Indeed.

 

[Gazman]

some may say they were lucky~

 

[Giannidifirenze]

Indeed.

I didn’t see it straight away but clever

 

[SirExton]

Read the headline carefully? I am a handyman! I gave myself, the first, Hand Job!

 

[SirExton]

There was a bloke with the Nick-name ‘Lucky’. He won lotto, chook raffles at the pub, on the horses, whatever… he won.
His mates heard he was in hospital and rocked up bewildered.
Lucky’s lying on his stomach.
‘What happened Lucky?’ … thinking his luck had run out.
‘Geez I was lucky’ he said.
‘I was getting into it with the neighbours wife’
‘The bed was rocking’
‘The floor was bouncing’
‘The walls were swaying’
‘The ceiling was moving’
‘Then the ceiling fan came off and got me in the arse’
‘Geez I was lucky’
Amazed the mates asked ‘How is that lucky?’
‘Five minutes earlier. it would of hit me in the back of the head’.

He use to be a scuba diver, but now a Muff Diver Extraordinaire!

 

[Littleboy8]

Read the headline carefully? I am a handyman! I gave myself, the first, Hand Job!

Yeah! I read it as “hand job” in a sexual way

 

[Ginny Burke]

 

[magpie1]

Maybe he should change his name to 'Licky'......

 

[Jennie]

I had to read it twice to get the joke. I am getting older and slower. Young guys would be lining up for the "job"

 

[Giannidifirenze]

I had to read it twice to get the joke. I am getting older and slower. Young guys would be lining up for the "job"

What do you mean I’m already in line

 

[Delboy]

Better than nothing

 

[marni]

Yuk