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Little trains
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his Dad...
"Dad, How come big dogs can make little dogs and
big cats can make little cats, but why can't big trains
make little trains?"
Little Johnny's father replied, "Well Johnny,
this sounds like a great question for your Mother."
So off Johnny went to go ask his Mother....
"Mom, Why, do big dogs make little dogs and big cats
make little cats, but why can't big trains make little trains?"
Little Johnny's Mom thought about it and said,
"Well Johnny, this sounds like a good question to ask
Mr Jones, down at the railroad yard."
So off Johnny went to go ask Mr Jones.
"Mr Jones, Why, do big dogs make little dogs,
and big cats make little cats, but why can't big trains make little trains?"
Mr Jones looked at Johnny seriously and said,
"Well Johnny, That's because Union Pacific always pulls out on time!!!"
