[Mando]

Little Ralphy​

Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet.
He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in
this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow
you to go."
Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if
you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"

 

[Wandiwa]

Little Johnny musta graduated and his younger brother has taken over the job.