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Little Johnny's Dog

Teacher says to Little Johnny, "Johnny, your essay titled 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's essay. Did you copy his essay?"
Little Johnny shakes his head and says, "No ma'am. It just so happens we have the same dog."

 

There were 3 siblings...​

The first kid, Rose, comes to their mom:

Mommy, why my name is Rose?

Mom: Because when you were born, a little rose landed in your forehead...

The second one, Plumy:

And why my name is Plumy, mommy?

Mom: Because when you were born a lil plume landed in your forehead...

Then comes Bricky:

AAAHHNSBALDU BRADUBLA BRUBDULO AHUE?
 

There were 3 siblings...​

The first kid, Rose, comes to their mom:

Mommy, why my name is Rose?

Mom: Because when you were born, a little rose landed in your forehead...

The second one, Plumy:

And why my name is Plumy, mommy?

Mom: Because when you were born a lil plume landed in your forehead...

Then comes Bricky:

AAAHHNSBALDU BRADUBLA BRUBDULO AHUE?
somebody mind translating please!
 

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