SDC Rewards Member Upgrade yours now
Ivory

Ivory

Well-known member
Aug 18, 2024
7,799
14,060
113
Little Johnny

Little Johnny tried to enter his parents bedroom but the door was locked.....He could hear all sorts of moaning and groaning sounds coming from within....

" Hey, Mommy and Daddy, it is approaching dinner time and i am really hungry ".....

" OK Johnny Just get yourself an ice cream from the freezer and go eat it on the balcony, we will see you shortly "........

" Mummy and Daddy.......Mr O'Brien from next door has just got home from work "......

" That's nice to know Johnny "

" And Mary Smith from across the road has just taken delivery of a new Refrigerator "

" Fantastic Johnny "

" And i bet you didn't know Mr and Mrs Wilson are in bed shagging one another like two crazed rabbits "..

" How could you ever know that Johnny "........

" Because Tommy is on his balcony eating an ice cream just like me '
 
  • Like
Reactions: Littleboy8
🤣🤣🤣
 

Join the conversation

News, deals, games, and bargains for Aussies over 60. From everyday expenses like groceries and eating out, to electronics, fashion and travel, the club is all about helping you make your money go further.

Seniors Discount Club

The SDC searches for the best deals, discounts, and bargains for Aussies over 60. From everyday expenses like groceries and eating out, to electronics, fashion and travel, the club is all about helping you make your money go further.
  1. New members
  2. Jokes & fun
  3. Photography
  4. Nostalgia / Yesterday's Australia
  5. Food and Lifestyle
  6. Money Saving Hacks
  7. Offtopic / Everything else

Latest Articles

  • We believe that retirement should be a time to relax and enjoy life, not worry about money. That's why we're here to help our members make the most of their retirement years. If you're over 60 and looking for ways to save money, connect with others, and have a laugh, we’d love to have you aboard.
  • Advertise with us

User Menu

Enjoyed Reading our Story?

  • Share this forum to your loved ones.
Change Weather Postcode×
Change Petrol Postcode×