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Little Johnny and Same-Sex Marriage
Michael and Larry got married in California .
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Micheal's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Micheal's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Larry are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Micheal and Larry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Micheal and Larry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom, exasperated, replies, 'Oh, OK, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Micheal came to my room for the Vaseline and I think......
I gave him my airplane glue.'