Lissina Me!!
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,Guido,
I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my
chromeplated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have
a beautiful wife, lotsa money,a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wifeinna bed
with another man. Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?