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Liquified!
Mary McReady was at home boiling potatoes for dinner,
and one of her neighbors came up to the window.
"Mary," he said, "I've got horrible news about your husband Seamus. He's dead."
"Oh lord, my Seamus, how did it happen?" said Mary.
"Well," the neighbor said, "we went on a tour of the Guinness brewery,
and Seamus fell into one of the vats and drowned".
"Did he at least go quickly?" asked Mary, looking for some degree of solace.
"I'm afraid not, Mary. He got out three times to pee".
