Skipton

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Lighten Up!

A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst.
He is at home one day, resting in his bed.
He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?"
His wife replies, "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you."
The man goes, "Are my children here?"
"Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children.
"Are my other relatives also here?"
And they say, "Yes, we are all here..."
The man sits up and says,

"Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?"
 

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