Dennis R's Afternoon Joke:

I got arrested at Target for stealing a kitchen utensil. It was a whisk I was willing to take.
 
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Love the getaway walking frame, I can see her powering down the street kicking shins and jabbing toes as she goes.
 
Love the getaway walking frame, I can see her powering down the street kicking shins and jabbing toes as she goes.
I didn’t see that I was too busy laughing at her face mask and saggy tits.🤣
 
At the old age home just after happy hour, Granny Glenda sneaks off to her room. A little while later she comes skipping down the corridor lifting her nightie and shouting "SUPERSEX, SUPERSEX"
Finally she ends up in front of George, lifts her nightie and shouts "SUPERSEX", George looks and thinks for a bit and says "I'll have the soup Glenda, thanks"
 
Hi every one I'm Rob better known as POSTY from ABC morning show from Newcastle I'm from Merriwa nsw nice to be here reading each morning and afternoon
 
Welcome Posty, hope you have a fun time here.
A prerequisite is a zany sense of humor.
 
Hi every one I'm Rob better known as POSTY from ABC morning show from Newcastle I'm from Merriwa nsw nice to be here reading each morning and afternoon
Welcome Posty. I am sure you will find the reading very different to what you have been used to.
 
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Welcome Posty, hope you have a fun time here.
A prerequisite is a zany sense of humor.
Welcome Posty. Glad to have you aboard. Hope you have a sense of humour. You'll need it🙂
 
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Hi every one I'm Rob better known as POSTY from ABC morning show from Newcastle I'm from Merriwa nsw nice to be here reading each morning and afternoon
Hi POSTY, I assume you will only be dropping by 2 or 3 days each week.
 
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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke:

I got arrested at Target for stealing a kitchen utensil. It was a whisk I was willing to take.
Groanworthy but hilarious! thank you.
 
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