Life Lessons
Due to my isolation, I finished three books yesterday. And believe me, that’s a lot of coloring in.
Struggling to get your wife’s attention? Just sit down and look comfortable.
Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time.
I grew up with Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now there are no jobs, no cash, and no hope.
Please don’t let anything happen to Kevin Bacon.
Shout out to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone number
but can’t remember the password they created yesterday You are my people.