[mOiOz]

LEXOPHILIACS​

LEXOPHILIACS

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those who have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."


• When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate
• A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
• When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
• The batteries were given out free of charge.
• A dentist and a manicurist married - they fought tooth and nail.
• A will is a dead giveaway.
• With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
• A boiled egg is hard to beat.
• When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.
• Police were called to a daycare Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
• Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? - he's all right now.
• A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
• When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
• The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
• He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
• When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
• Acupuncture is a jab well done - that's the point of it.
• Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

 

[Observer]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose

 

[mOiOz]

You can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose

My ex used to say, "You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family"!