[Mando]

Letter of Recommendation.​

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

1 Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

 

[lillukota1983]

Your joke makes me think twice about who's watching when I'm writing something supposedly confidential! Always good to double-check your surroundings.

 

[Sheenagh]

We have all worked with a Trevor at least once in our working life.

 

[Big Al]

We have all worked with a Trevor at least once in our working life.

Often the boss's son!

 

[Jim bowling]

ahh trev you have been sprung.

 

[Robbo3006]

Trevor, thy real name is Peter F. Someone that can kiss ass better than anyone I've ever met and hold a hidden grudge for decades, his wifes ugly thumb print half an inch deep in his forehead and nuts in her purse, sneaky little whimpering mutt.

 

[Observer]

We have all worked with a Trevor at least once in our working life.

and or a Karen

 

[Fisherman2320]

Letter of Recommendation.​

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

1 Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

Awesome

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

Letter of Recommendation.​

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

1 Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

Poor Trevor

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a sleeping monster who will not keep quiet? Frankensnore.

 

[JTeyssier]

Very clever & funny...!

 

[SM17453]

Very clever.

 

[Barbara V]

Letter of Recommendation.​

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

1 Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

Now that's funny and clever

 

[Macarj]

We have all worked with a Trevor at least once in our working life.

OH YEAH!!!

 

[Ezzy]

We had plenty of those officers named Trevor in the Prison. They were called a Clayton's Officer, the Officer you had when you didn't have an officer. (Never there when wanted & could never be found).

 

[Mrtnst]

We had plenty of those officers named Trevor in the Prison. They were called a Clayton's Officer, the Officer you had when you didn't have an officer. (Never there when wanted & could never be found).

In submarines, Trevor's are called Oxygen Thieves.

 

[Observer]

In submarines, Trevor's are called Oxygen Thieves.

or darling

 

[Mrtnst]

or darling

Well I don't know about that.

The only submariner, actually name Trevor, that I know of wasn't anyone's darling.

He was a boat commander who distinguished himself by:
* Running his sub into a warf,
* Reversing it into his support tender punchinga hole in the side,
* Running it back into the warf disabling the warf, and then
* Failing to ensure the sub was secured before ordering people to go ashore.

The names he was called made dock workers blush.

 

[UruauP]

Letter of Recommendation.​

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

1 Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

A masterpiece of a joke.

 

[UruauP]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a sleeping monster who will not keep quiet? Frankensnore.

Yep!