[Vinylted]

Lawyers​

A man wanted an attack dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialised in attack dogs.
The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel,
and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises.

After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and clawing at the cage.

"He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog," said the buyer.

"Well, he's not bad," replied the owner, "but I have something better in mind for you."

They continued walking around the premises, and after a while they found an even larger, meaner dog than the first.
He snarled at the two men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage.

"Ah," said the buyer. "This must be the dog you were referring to earlier."

"Well, no." said the owner. "I have something better in mind for you."

The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a fairly large dog that was lying quietly on his side, licking his ass.
He did not seem to notice as the men approached.
"This is the dog I had in mind for you," said the owner.
The buyer was flabbergasted. "You're joking!" he exclaimed.
"This dog seems quite tame; he doesn't act at all like an attack dog at all. Hell, he's just lying there, licking his ass!"

"I know, I know," said the owner. "But you see, he just ate a lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."

 

[LadyOwl]

This is pretty crass actually... not appropriate in my opinion, surely we can do better than this!

 

[Just Jill]

A man wanted an attack dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialised in attack dogs.
The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel,
and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises.

After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and clawing at the cage.

"He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog," said the buyer.

"Well, he's not bad," replied the owner, "but I have something better in mind for you."

They continued walking around the premises, and after a while they found an even larger, meaner dog than the first.
He snarled at the two men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage.

"Ah," said the buyer. "This must be the dog you were referring to earlier."

"Well, no." said the owner. "I have something better in mind for you."

The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a fairly large dog that was lying quietly on his side, licking his ass.
He did not seem to notice as the men approached.
"This is the dog I had in mind for you," said the owner.
The buyer was flabbergasted. "You're joking!" he exclaimed.
"This dog seems quite tame; he doesn't act at all like an attack dog at all. Hell, he's just lying there, licking his ass!"

"I know, I know," said the owner. "But you see, he just ate a lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."

Get over it. It is a joke

 

[WADuck]

Get over it. It is a joke

I guess they would really offended if they said 'arse' which is the Aussie way.

 

[Maurie7]

This is pretty crass actually... not appropriate in my opinion, surely we can do better than this!

It's a joke, you need to chill.

 

[Singomate]

This is pretty crass actually... not appropriate in my opinion, surely we can do better than this!

REALLY??

 

[Just Jill]

I guess they would really offended if they said 'arse' which is the Aussie way.

You are my type of person!

 

[Luckyus]

I guess they would really offended if they said 'arse' which is the Aussie way.

I DO. I also use other words, sometimes foul language is the crack of the joke. I once told my parents a joke using a Welsh accent she thought it was hilarious while my father was not amused. Even my Welsh cousin thought it was funny.

 

[chezna]

This is pretty crass actually... not appropriate in my opinion, surely we can do better than this!

Nothing wrong with it!

 

[Ezzy]

A man wanted an attack dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialised in attack dogs.
The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel,
and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises.

After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and clawing at the cage.

"He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog," said the buyer.

"Well, he's not bad," replied the owner, "but I have something better in mind for you."

They continued walking around the premises, and after a while they found an even larger, meaner dog than the first.
He snarled at the two men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage.

"Ah," said the buyer. "This must be the dog you were referring to earlier."

"Well, no." said the owner. "I have something better in mind for you."

The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a fairly large dog that was lying quietly on his side, licking his ass.
He did not seem to notice as the men approached.
"This is the dog I had in mind for you," said the owner.
The buyer was flabbergasted. "You're joking!" he exclaimed.
"This dog seems quite tame; he doesn't act at all like an attack dog at all. Hell, he's just lying there, licking his ass!"

"I know, I know," said the owner. "But you see, he just ate a lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."

Well done. Love it.