[Luckyus]

Lawyers​

For some years the lawyer had been taking his holidays at the
exclusive hide-away country hotel and carrying on an affair
with the owner’s daughter. However, on returning one year
he discovered his mistress had given birth to twin boys.
“Why on earth didn’t you tell me?” said the astonished
lawyer.
“You know I would have married you and provided for the
birth.”
She replied, “That may be so. But when I told my parents I
was pregnant, we talked over all the options and decided it
was far better to have a couple of bastards in the family than
a lawyer.

 

[Wandiwa]

You know what's black & brown, and looks good on a lawyer?
A rottweiler.