[Luckyus]

Last Rites​

After leaving the local village pub a priest cycles home through the countryside, when all of a sudden he comes across a dead piglet at the side of the road, so he cycles on to the next phone box to ring the police, he's put through to the desk sergeant and explains to the officer (with a slurred voice) about the desceased animal, the desk sergeant in attempt at sarcastic humour asks the priest if he gave the animal its last rites....

To which the priest replied "no, I thought I'd ring the next of kin first"