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Last Impressions!
An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a
young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life,
the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.
She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren,
five great-great-grandchildren,
and a 40-foot HOLE where the crematorium used to be.
